Chat 30 Aug 44 notes
  • person: knock, kncok
  • other person: who's there?
  • person: cowgoes
  • other person: cowgoes who?
  • person: no! cow goes moo!!
  • me: -___- it's kinda funny
Photo 30 Aug 43 notes thatbipolarchickyouthinkiscute:

IF YOU RE-BLOG THIS YOU ARE CORNY!!!!

thatbipolarchickyouthinkiscute:

IF YOU RE-BLOG THIS YOU ARE CORNY!!!!

Chat 30 Aug 50 notes
  • me: why can a bike never stand up on its own?
  • me: because it's two tired!
Photo 30 Aug 52 notes emjordan90:

OMG it’s puntastic!

emjordan90:

OMG it’s puntastic!

Photo 30 Aug 54 notes
Photo 30 Aug 50 notes
via Gabryl.
Quote 30 Aug 40 notes
How does a farmer tell how many cows he has?
— He uses a cowculator… (via princessfancybacon)
Photo 30 Aug 50 notes
Chat 30 Aug 57 notes
  • me: did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?
  • me: his mom woke him up..
Chat 30 Aug 56 notes Conversations with this sorta special kid:
  • Him: Hey babe, are you an alien?
  • Me: No, why? Cuz I'm out of this world? LOL
  • Him: No, cuz you abducted my heart ;)
  • Me: hahahaha<3
Text 30 Aug 52 notes 60.

dopemammoth:

Why did snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle…….HA!!

via .
Text 30 Aug 65 notes What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

thatgreenjewel:

It’s gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by that chick over there.

Photo 30 Aug 62 notes jessican999:

Ok…

jessican999:

Ok…

via Forever..
Chat 30 Aug 63 notes
  • Doctor: Tell the captain, we've got to get this woman to a hospital!
  • Passenger: What is it doctor!?
  • Doctor: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Photo 30 Aug 46 notes readersdigest:

Tread with caution.

readersdigest:

Tread with caution.


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