- person: knock, kncok
- other person: who's there?
- person: cowgoes
- other person: cowgoes who?
- person: no! cow goes moo!!
- me: -___- it's kinda funny
via sabrina's thoughts..
IF YOU RE-BLOG THIS YOU ARE CORNY!!!!
- me: did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?
- me: his mom woke him up..
via Find Yourself.
Chat Conversations with this sorta special kid:
- Him: Hey babe, are you an alien?
- Me: No, why? Cuz I'm out of this world? LOL
- Him: No, cuz you abducted my heart ;)
- Me: hahahaha<3
via The This & That.
Text What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It’s gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by that chick over there.
via The Perfomer.
- Doctor: Tell the captain, we've got to get this woman to a hospital!
- Passenger: What is it doctor!?
- Doctor: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
via - Woman in Pearls-.